SheMale Farmers

26/11/12 -- An interesting article from the Beeb today highlights the growing number of female farmers in the UK - 23,000 against "virtually none" 9-10 years ago.

Even more telling is that in 2012 there are 6,000 more female farmers against 5,000 fewer males. Two remarkably similar numbers don't you think that may hide the truth here? Next time you meet a female farmer I suggest that you ask to "see her credentials" so to speak.

A guaranteed order winner either way that one if you play your cards right. If she IS a she you say "I thought you must be, you're so gorgeous you just couldn't be fake. Would you like to go out for dinner and discuss your next feed order?" If she IS a he: "Well fair play to you, if it wasn't for the beard I'd never have guessed. Let me put you through to our Very Convincing Trannie Customer Services Dept who'll be delighted to take your next feed order."