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It's truly astonishing how we can go from depressed, awash and burdensome to panic, emergency, decimated, food shortages, fear and skyrocketing in a couple of months isn't it?

The media have a lot to answer for.

So, seeing as Julia Bradbury works in the media, I'd like to therefore formally challenge her to a "no holes barred" hour-long naked mud wrestle so we can sort this nasty business out once and for all.

If she's sharpish, we might get it live on BBC1 tonight as there's nothing much else on ITV worth watching is there?

That reminds me, apparently Sky Sports are so desperate for something to screen that they are planning on showing the World Origami Championships from Osaka later this month. It's only available on Paper View mind.