Heskey In, But No Room For His Barn Door Or Banjo
Emile Heskey has yet again conned his way into an England squad for the upcoming World Cup in South Africa, just edging out Nogger's Dog in a close run contest.
With the FA only able to afford 23 seats on the plane, there sadly won't be any room for Heskey's prized barn door or banjo, both an integral part of his strict training regime.
"I'm gutted, totally gutted," the barn door told reporters at it's exclusive country retreat near Walsall.
The distraught banjo was unavailable for comment, and is said to be being comforted by friends.
With the FA only able to afford 23 seats on the plane, there sadly won't be any room for Heskey's prized barn door or banjo, both an integral part of his strict training regime.
"I'm gutted, totally gutted," the barn door told reporters at it's exclusive country retreat near Walsall.
The distraught banjo was unavailable for comment, and is said to be being comforted by friends.