Fact Or Fiction?
Exploding underpants are just so yesterday darling, Al Qaeda are now reportedly recruiting women operatives willing to have bombs implanted into their breasts, according to this report: 36DD? That'll do nicely.
Similar surgery has been done on male suicide bombers who've had explosives inserted into their appendix area or even their bum cheeks, it says.
I don't see what's so revolutionary about that. Having just enjoyed a weekend on the pop in Steeple Bumpstead, and the prospect of a delivered-in curry to look forward to this evening, I reckon I could take down a 747 tomorrow morning myself quite easily.
And I've had a weapon of mass destruction hidden down my kecks for years, and I've never had even the slightest problem at Malaga airport.
Similar surgery has been done on male suicide bombers who've had explosives inserted into their appendix area or even their bum cheeks, it says.
I don't see what's so revolutionary about that. Having just enjoyed a weekend on the pop in Steeple Bumpstead, and the prospect of a delivered-in curry to look forward to this evening, I reckon I could take down a 747 tomorrow morning myself quite easily.
And I've had a weapon of mass destruction hidden down my kecks for years, and I've never had even the slightest problem at Malaga airport.