Heavily In Debt? Sell The Missus

Strange but true. Saddled with debt, Indian farmers in drought-riddled Uttar Pradesh, have hit upon a novel way of raising a few bob.

They're selling their wives for between 4,000 and 12,000 rupees, roughly £50-150. Apparently the good looking ones fetch the highest prices.

I wonder idly how much you'd get for Kraft boss Irene Rosenfeld?

"You can only have a fiver for her mate, she's got a 'tache and an Adams apple the size of a watermelon. Christ, look at the size of those feet. There's not much call for them see, not in that colour. Good runner you say? She'd need to be with a face you'd never tire of slapping. No we don't do part-ex, I tell you what I'll take the monkey instead."

Should have put her on eBay