Things that really annoy me Part 1 in an occasional series

I went into the chemists to buy some antihistamines yesterday, all red-eyed & sneezing, and the assistant said in that condescending voice that they do "have you had them before, are they for you?"

I said "no, they're a f***ing present for my Mother, it's her birthday on Saturday, can you gift-wrap them?"

Aaaaaaaaargh