British Gas Smells

The Daily Bellylaugh reveals today that British Gas owners Centrica are suffering from being held to about 16 large loss-making energy contracts struck years ago directly with large UK industrial companies. The company previously guided that losses for these contracts would be between £100 million and £200 million this year. The recent hike in wholesale gas prices however means that losses on those contracts are now expected to be "materially higher than previous guidance."

They upped their prices 15% in January and are about to up them again. They've lost 1.8m customers since 2005 including me. I urge you to join this Nogger inspired exodus now!!

Ha, ha, ha. Not so cocky now are we British Gas??